Harry Potter enthusiast just about to ruin this movie

As the 12:01 showing of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2” continues, those seated near University of Tennessee sophomore and avid Harry Potter fanboy Brian Hall have “had just about enough of this guy.”

“I knew we were going to have problems when he smirked loudly made a comment about that goblin (Griphook) not actually making a deal with Harry in the book,” said Liz Powers, during a more than willing to be made trip to fill everyone’s popcorn buckets and drinks. “I can stand missing a few minutes to get away from that asshole.”

Hall has reportedly so far made numerous comments about the film, pointing out inaccuracies and interjecting lame jokes in between dialogue, and loudly detailing his “spot on” Death Eater costume to those around him.

Oh my God, I can’t believe he’s actually doing that,” said friend David Miller as Hall leaned over the seat in front of him to show off his self painted Death Eater tattoo. “I’m so embarrassed for that kid.”

Miller went on to explain how, even on the ride to the theater, he was already questioning his decision to include Hall on the trip.

“He’s the only one that came with us that’s read the books, but it didn’t seem to stop him from trying to discuss how well the movie was going to match up,” said Miller. “From the looks of things so far, it isn’t meeting his standards.”

Miller also added that, on top of talking about what was wrong already in the trailer, Hall held no reserve in spoiling the ending for the rest of the car. “So don’t worry, I’ve already braced myself for the slew of people that are supposed to die in the next few scenes.”

With an hour still left of the film, and a cry towards the screen by Hall stressing the lack of involvement by Albus Dumbledore’s brother in the book compared to the movie having just been made, the surrounding crowd braces themselves for a completely ruined experience by the time the credits roll.

–All writing and reporting by Malcolm Sex

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