Quiet Saturday night spent in with the guys watching a movie, parents imagine

Joe and Martha Adams of Maryville, TN are “like 90% sure” their son Chad, a junior at the University of Tennessee, spent last Friday evening watching a movie with the guys.

After spending two years in a dorm where Chad told his parents he enjoyed the visitation hours, room checks, constant concern with safety and noise level, and overall structured living environment, Chad decided it was time to move into an apartment off campus with some of his best pals.

“I think he refers to them as his ‘bros,’” added Mr. Adams.

Chad, a Communications major, is a member of a fraternity where, according to Mr. and Mrs. Adams, he has met many new friends and “flourished into a precious little social butterfly.” According to Mrs. Adams’ daily Facebook stalking, Chad is always making new friends and writing on their walls things like, “Dude we r gonna go so hard tonight,” “omg last nite i think i pissed myself LOL,” and “where the bitches @ 2nite.” When asked for a comment, Mrs. Adams said of course she can only assume he was referring to dogs.

“Chad just loved puppies when he was a youngster! I’m sure he’s part of UT’s dog breeding club or something. They have one of those, right?”

The Adams’ are proud of their son for adapting so easily to a college environment, especially when it comes to talking to girls. According to his parents, when Chad was twelve he tried talking to a girl and got so nervous he threw up. Now apparently things have changed.

“There are pictures all over Facebook of Chad with his arms around multiple girls at a time. How adorable! And such nice girls too.” Mrs. Adams added, clicking rapidly through all 937 of her son’s tagged photos. “They’re always smiling and standing all sassy with one hand on their hips. And I just think it’s great how they’re trying to save the environment. They all use the same red cup to drink out of in all their photos. That’s just so great. Pretty and globally aware!”

Mr. Adams went on to add that according to Facebook it still seems that Chad has an issue with throwing up. When asked the reason why, Chad replied that sometimes his middle school nerves just hit him again, usually around 1:00am on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.

Mr. and Mrs. Adams ruminated fondly over what movie Chad might have watched Friday night. They tried to think of movies that all the hip and cool young people are watching these days. Then Mrs. Adams remembered a certain exchange on Chad’s Facebook with his “number 1 bro” Rich about how “Twilight is totally gay.”

“’Gay’ means ‘happy,’ right?” Mrs. Adams asked. “I bet he and his buddies watched Twilight. Chad has always been interested in fantasy stuff: movies, books, games – all that kind of thing. He was an avid Dungeons and Dragons player in high school!”

To which Mr. Adams replied, “Oh, I bet they played that last Friday too! And then went to bed at about 10:30.”

Even though their little baby is all grown up, the Adams’ are not worried.

“We will always trust Chad completely. His favorite thing to do on a Friday night when he was thirteen was watch a movie on the Disney channel and play World of Warcraft, and there’s no way college could change that. Besides, all those movies about young boys and girls going crazy at parties in college are just silly. None of that actually happens. Right?”

–All writing and reporting by Penultimate Warrior

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